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Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding

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Rob's RantWelcome to Rob's 'Big Ole' Waste of Time' website where this wannabe writer/reporter has finally taken the time to put some of his useless thoughts, ideas and ramblings (not to mention all his gripes, bitching and complaining!) in one place for the world to see and weigh in on.

Sure, I might just ramble on like a fool sometimes, but there has GOT to be SOMEBODY out there who either agrees with me or has the superior intellect (it won't take much!) to pursuade me to change my thinking.

So hang on and see how much of my B.S. you can actually put up with, and then throw in your 2 cents worth.  I promise to offend as many people as possible, so there will certainly be something for everyone here!

Start new conversations, finish old ones, share photos, videos or whatever, even chat with & meet new people, or just hang around  and ramble on and on about a bunch of crap that nobody will ever read anyway...like me.

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Welcome to the World's Worst Blog....Rob's Rant

 

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After a brief hiatus due to some Rob-confusion, I have once again been given the freedom, and just enough Internet leash, to continue my rant against humanity and all that is wrong, indecent, annoying and just plain stupid within it....

BUT FIRST...we need to make a careful clarification

My name is Rob.  I'm a complete loser with absolutely no life whatsoever...and I'm o.k. with that. 

The owner of the great hosting company that is willing to put up with my drivel and to continue hosting this site at absolutely no cost to me or my lack-of-bank account, is ALSO named Rob...no connection, relation or resemblance.

PLEASE NOTE:  The condescending comments, gestures, remarks, images, references or responses by me or anyone visting this web site, or anything that may be even the slightest bit offensive, objectionable, vulgar or just plain stupid, is NOT the opinion, viewpoint or feelings of the website hosting company, its owners, employees, clients, customer or any other living (or dead) human being...just so we're clear about that!

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Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer (AP)
AP - A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

New Zealand woman sells souls to highest bidder (AP)
AP - The rare spirits that went under the gavel at a recent online auction in New Zealand weren't aged brandies or hard-to-find liqueurs.

Granny camps out 43 hours for grandson's ice cream (AP)
AP - Here's one Wisconsin grandmother who makes time for her grandson. Michelle Cuestas of Green Bay used two vacation days and camped out for 43 hours to make sure her grandson would be first in line for the 2010 opening of a Stevens Point ice-cream landmark.

Pilot with fake licence arrested at airport (Reuters)
Reuters - A Swedish pilot with a fake commercial license was arrested in his cockpit at Amsterdam's Schiphol airport as he prepared to fly 101 passengers on a Boeing 737 to Turkey, Dutch police said Wednesday.

Chavez mocks Clinton as "blond Condoleezza" (Reuters)

US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton waves as she leaves the presidential palace in Guatemala City, Friday, March 5, 2010. Clinton is on a one-day official visit to Guatemala. (AP Photo/Moises Castillo)Reuters - Venezuela's President Hugo mocked U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Friday as a "blond" version of her predecessor, and said a row with Spain over alleged links with rebel groups was over.




Canada drops plans for politically correct anthem (Reuters)
Reuters - Don't mess with a century-old tradition even if it is sexist, Canadians told the Conservative government this week, forcing Ottawa to scrap plans to make the country's national anthem gender-neutral.

German police summoned over forgotten vibrator (AFP)

A police car is pictured in Germany in 2009. A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing AFP - A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday.




London stage fright: rats, mice and fleas: survey (Reuters)
Reuters - Performers in London's West End are having to cope with a different kind of stage fright in the form of mice, rat and flea infestations in theatres, according to a new survey by actors' union Equity.

'Old Baldy' horse head going back up in Philly (AP)

FILE- In this file photo from Feb. 28, 2003 the mounted head of Old Baldy, the war horse of Gen. George Meade, is seen with some of Meade's effects at the Civil War Library and Museum in Philadelphia. The warhorse's preserved head was the subject of a battle between two city museums that both claimed ownership. A deal has been reached that allows the Grand Army of the Republic Museum and the Civil War Museum to share Old Baldy. He could arrive at the Grand Army museum this month. (AP Photo/Chris Gardner)AP - A museum in Philadelphia will once again showcase the head of Old Baldy, the horse Gen. George Meade rode during many of the Civil War's most infamous battles.




Chinese youth accused of not being fighting fit (Reuters)

Children exercise during a weight-losing summer camp in Shenyang, Liaoning province, August 3, 2009. REUTERS/Sheng LiReuters - China must urgently address the physical fitness of the nation's youth or run the risk of raising a generation incapable of fighting the Japanese in a future war, the head of the country's top sports university said Thursday.




Tacoma police find naked woman tied to a tree (AP)
AP - Several police officers responded to a 911 report of a naked woman tied to a tree in Point Defiance Park in Tacoma. Spokesman Mark Fulghum told The News Tribune officers talked with the woman and a man Tuesday in the Owen Beach area and determined it was a "consensual rendezvous."

Woman allegedly stabs ex after looking at phone (AP)
AP - Las Cruces police said a woman has been arrested for allegedly stabbing her ex-husband. Police said a 27-year-old woman was charged with three counts of aggravated battery against a household member and one count of battery. She was being held on $15,000 bond at the Dona Ana County Detention Center. The woman's ex-husband was taken to a hospital for treatment of his wounds after the Thursday night altercation.

McDonald's parking spot dispute turns violent (AP)
AP - A long-running argument over a favorite McDonald's parking spot has resulted in an assault conviction. A Colorado jury on Friday convicted 52-year-old Vernon Brandt of Loveland of felony third-degree assault for a 2008 fight with 85-year-old Richard Albers.

Hamas bans men from women's hair salons in Gaza (Reuters)

Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh prepares himself inside the plane before landing in Tehran December 7, 2006 file photo. REUTERS/Suhaib SalemReuters - The Palestinian Islamist group Hamas on Thursday banned men in the Gaza Strip from working in women's hair salons, vowing to arrest and try offenders.




Accused scratch-off thief returns to same store (AP)
AP - A Winter Haven man was arrested after authorities said he took a winning scratch-off ticket back to the store he had stolen it from a day earlier. The Polk County Sheriff's Office reported that a 22-year-old man stole $70 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets from a Circle K store on Sunday. One of the tickets revealed a $50 prize.

Canada may adopt gender-neutral national anthem (Reuters)

Canadians celebrate by singing the Canadian national anthem at the Eternal Flame in Ottawa, February 28, 2010. REUTERS/Chris RoussakisReuters - "O Canada," the country's national anthem, has included the line, "True patriot love in all thy sons' command," for nearly 100 years.




Lender putting www.sex.com on auction block (Reuters)
Reuters - Sex.com, often touted as one of the most valuable Internet domain names, is due to head to the auction block next week.

Child's play at air traffic tower sparks inquiry (Reuters)
Reuters - An investigation is underway into why a young child, apparently under an adult's supervision, was allowed to direct air traffic at New York City's John F. Kennedy International Airport, U.S. authorities said on Wednesday.

Japan town baffled by 'kangaroo' sightings (AFP)

A kangaroo is seen in an enclosure in the zoo in Dhaka. People in a Japanese mountain region have reported a number of kangaroo sightings, and journalists are now trying to stalk the marsupials.(AFP/File/Munir Uz Zaman)AFP - It may seem odd, but the locals swear it's true. People in a Japanese mountain region have reported a number of kangaroo sightings, and journalists are now trying to stalk the marsupials.




Police say cook put body hair in cop's sandwich (AP)
AP - Police said a cook put a body hair in the bagel sandwich of a police officer who had given him tickets in the past. The cook was arrested Feb. 21 in the kitchen of Good Foods to Go in Evesham. The police officer ticketed the cook in March 2009 when he failed to pull over for a traffic violation.
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